Mastering the 'Buy Me a Drink' Sh!t Test

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I ENDED HER EGO IN 7 WORDS
My brother,

Time for another round of decoding sh!t-tests.

Picture this:

You’re in a club, holding frame like a KING, talking to a girl…

And then she drops the classic:

"Aren’t you going to buy me a drink?"

Now, the obvious response:

"Yeah, right after you buy me a drink first."

is too basic. Too predictable.

You're a Modern-Day King. You don’t fall for low-level traps.

You need to flip the frame.

She has to qualify to YOU. She has to EARN the drink.

Here’s how a King responds:

🔹 "…and if you turn out to be more than a pretty face…"
✅ Logic: You’re qualifying her. Let her chase you.

🔹 "I know you want to get me drunk and take me home, but I don’t trust your driving."
✅ Logic: Assume attraction. Frame her as the one doing the pursuing.

🔹 "Are you even old enough to drink? I’m going to need an ID, girl."
✅ Logic: Tease her. Disqualify her. Make her prove she belongs.

🔹 "Tell you what – buy the first round, and if you can hold a conversation, the next 2 are on me."
✅ Logic: Turn it into a playful challenge. Frame control. King energy.

This? Just a lil' taste of the 200+ psychological kill-switches I’ve dropped inside the Alter Ego Ebook.

One piece of the full blueprint that’s turning everyday dudes into walking weapons.
If you ain’t read it yet… you’re sleeping on your final form.

Rumor has it… it should be illegal.

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Hope you enjoyed this one, King.

— Masculine Lord

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